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Friday, February 09, 2007

Goodbye, Norma Jean, um, I mean Vickie Lynn

Farewell, Anna Nicole, it is time to rest after a full and exemplary life. How you struggled from a life as a Crispy Fried Chicken waitress to become the wife of an oil baron. And we all hoped you would rebound from the unexpected and untimely death of your 90 year old husband. Your aspirations of being the new personification of Marilyn Monroe, and how close you came to succeeding--she dying at age 36 and you at 39. Farewell, Anna Nicole! The world will miss your pearls of wit and wisdom, not to mention your erratic behavior.


1 comment:

Todd Mitchell said...

Great post. I love the way Keith Olbermann's graphic each night refers to her as "America's Rose".