This just in. . .

. . .Anna Nicole Smith is still dead. And according to the info Todd M. has posted on his blog, her remains are not fairing too well these days. While every attention whore who wants their fifteen minutes of infamy and a portion of her estate parades before judges and media cameras, in their selfishness nobody has stopped to realize that the human body does not have the shelf life of a twinkie once basic things like cardiac rhythm and respiration have ceased. Embalming only slows the decomposition process, it does not arrest it. Here's your scary thought for the day: what if, many centuries from now, after mankind has cashed in its chips and no longer exists, some advanced alien civilization comes to what's left of Earth for an archeological expedition and manages to unearth Anna's chestularlogical implants? Mankind's only contribution to the history of the universe would be a pair of artificial breasts. Not exactly an nice epitaph for the human race. But first they have to bury the poor woman. Even c-list celebrities deserve to be buried quickly and respectfully.