They're BAAAACK!

Wow...three little words express the way I feel today: holy f*cking sh*t! It's official: The Police are back together and will be touring this summer! I've been waiting for this for over twenty years! To get ready for this summer and what is sure to be an expensive ticket, I will be auctioning off a kidney to the highest bidder. It's also time to dig out my Synchronicity t-shirt, which is somewhere in all my stuff and likely to be eight times too small. If there was a band that was the soundtrack to my high school years, it was The Police. I was in junior high in 1978 when I first heard "Roxanne" and became fan of the band. Regatta de Blanc came out during my freshman year. Zenyatta Mondatta during my sophomore year. Ghost in the Machine came out during my junior year. Synchronicity came out right at the end of my senior year. I hold no expectations that they will make a new album in the future; I just want them to stop fighting long enough to finish this coming tour. But considering these guys are in their 50s and 60s, a world tour may finish them off. Tantric sex will only get you so far, Sting.