Meet Carlton Davis. Carlton, say HI to everyone, would you? Carlton has an appetite for sole food. No, that's not a typo, I said sole food. He was arrested in St. Paul, Minnesota for mugging a 24 year old female. After taking her purse and cell phone, Carlton announces to his victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet," which he proceeds to do. And if his story wasn't strange enough, dig his mugshot. He looks like the love child of Wesley Willis, Coolio, and Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion. Poor Carlton now faces a few felony charges for his deeds. Something tells me that once he's in prison, his eyes will become uncrossed after his first trip to the showers.
On a journey to the heart of darkness and futility.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
From our Department of WTF?
Meet Carlton Davis. Carlton, say HI to everyone, would you? Carlton has an appetite for sole food. No, that's not a typo, I said sole food. He was arrested in St. Paul, Minnesota for mugging a 24 year old female. After taking her purse and cell phone, Carlton announces to his victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet," which he proceeds to do. And if his story wasn't strange enough, dig his mugshot. He looks like the love child of Wesley Willis, Coolio, and Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion. Poor Carlton now faces a few felony charges for his deeds. Something tells me that once he's in prison, his eyes will become uncrossed after his first trip to the showers.
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