Thud

Introducing the Thudguard, the "Infant Protective Safety Hat." When I was a kid we called these things "helmets." From their website: "Learning to walk in a world of hard surfaces can turn a special moment into a heart rendering incident in a flash. It's normal for young children to sustain bumps and bruises occasionally as part of exploring; the problem is this kind of fall is very common in even the safest of homes and gardens."

Kids fall down all the time when they're learning to walk. I did, my daughter did, hell, we all did. While the idea of a protective helmet is a novel notion, honestly, if you've properly child-proofed your home a head injury caused by falling while trying to walk isn't very likely. Other injuries are more common in these types of falls. My daughter fell asleep in my arms one more than one occasion after falling down and hurting herself, her blood on my shirt from where she bit her lip.

This is one of the most pointless inventions since Ronco's Spray-On Hair or the Shower Microphone sponge.