A good rule of thumb is, if you're going to sit three seats away from one of the heads of Dreamworks studio in order to promote the film, you may want to get the movie's opening date right. Antonio, lost without a teleprompter or cue cards, blows it and says Shrek 3 opens in June. The biggest surprise for me is that Jeffrey Katzenberg's head didn't burst open, revealing a creature that immediately devoured Banderas on the spot. It probably would've been a more merciful and appropriate end to the problem. I have it from a reliable source that his gaff has created more than its share of grief at Dreamworks. I love it when someone fucks up and it's not my fault. And by the way, Antonio, S3 opens on May 18, that's MAY 18, you frigtard.
On a journey to the heart of darkness and futility.
Monday, April 23, 2007
Oops
We all make mistakes in the course of our jobs and lives. Most of them just fall by the wayside with few negative consequences. And then there's Antonio Banderas' appearance on American Idol last week pitching the upcoming Shrek 3.
A good rule of thumb is, if you're going to sit three seats away from one of the heads of Dreamworks studio in order to promote the film, you may want to get the movie's opening date right. Antonio, lost without a teleprompter or cue cards, blows it and says Shrek 3 opens in June. The biggest surprise for me is that Jeffrey Katzenberg's head didn't burst open, revealing a creature that immediately devoured Banderas on the spot. It probably would've been a more merciful and appropriate end to the problem. I have it from a reliable source that his gaff has created more than its share of grief at Dreamworks. I love it when someone fucks up and it's not my fault. And by the way, Antonio, S3 opens on May 18, that's MAY 18, you frigtard.
A good rule of thumb is, if you're going to sit three seats away from one of the heads of Dreamworks studio in order to promote the film, you may want to get the movie's opening date right. Antonio, lost without a teleprompter or cue cards, blows it and says Shrek 3 opens in June. The biggest surprise for me is that Jeffrey Katzenberg's head didn't burst open, revealing a creature that immediately devoured Banderas on the spot. It probably would've been a more merciful and appropriate end to the problem. I have it from a reliable source that his gaff has created more than its share of grief at Dreamworks. I love it when someone fucks up and it's not my fault. And by the way, Antonio, S3 opens on May 18, that's MAY 18, you frigtard.
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